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Stand Up Honolulu

Matt Rife - Special Event

The comedic sensation known as Matt Rife will not be at our club Monday night - 1 night only - DO NOT - we repeat, do not purchase tickets unless you're just making a donation to the club. This is a not real, completely made-up show. NO REFUNDS

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Matt Rife - Special Event
Matt Rife - Special Event

Time & Location

Apr 01, 2024, 7:00 PM

Stand Up Honolulu, 575 Cooke St STE E, Honolulu, HI 96813, USA

Guests

Tickets

  • General

    General seating to a show that's not going to happen. Don't buy this ticket unless you're just making a donation to the club. NO REFUNDS This is a fake show, without anyone's permission for using their likeness.

    $100.00
    +$2.50 service fee
    Sale ended
  • Lap Dance

    This gets you a lap dance from Matt Rife after the show. (In the case that he doesn't want to touch you, we will have a local comic fill in. This seating is on our VIP couch, to a show that's not going to happen. Don't buy this ticket unless you're just making a donation to the club. NO REFUNDS

    $200.00
    +$5.00 service fee
    Sale ended
  • Happy Ending

    This ticket gets you an imaginary rub down with Matt Rife, complete with pictures of his feet, and the infamous "Happy End" massage. We know that prostitution is illegal, but everyone has their price. A portion of these proceeds with go to the political campaign of any politician or police chief of your choosing. This is nowlt a real thing. If you purchase this ticket you will NOT BE REFUNDED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION!

    $500.00
    +$12.50 service fee
    Sale ended

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