Matt Rife - Special Event
Mon, Apr 01
|Stand Up Honolulu
The comedic sensation known as Matt Rife will not be at our club Monday night - 1 night only - DO NOT - we repeat, do not purchase tickets unless you're just making a donation to the club. This is a not real, completely made-up show. NO REFUNDS
Time & Location
Apr 01, 2024, 7:00 PM
Stand Up Honolulu, 575 Cooke St STE E, Honolulu, HI 96813, USA
Guests
Tickets
General
General seating to a show that's not going to happen. Don't buy this ticket unless you're just making a donation to the club. NO REFUNDS This is a fake show, without anyone's permission for using their likeness.
$100.00+$2.50 service feeSale endedLap Dance
This gets you a lap dance from Matt Rife after the show. (In the case that he doesn't want to touch you, we will have a local comic fill in. This seating is on our VIP couch, to a show that's not going to happen. Don't buy this ticket unless you're just making a donation to the club. NO REFUNDS
$200.00+$5.00 service feeSale endedHappy Ending
This ticket gets you an imaginary rub down with Matt Rife, complete with pictures of his feet, and the infamous "Happy End" massage. We know that prostitution is illegal, but everyone has their price. A portion of these proceeds with go to the political campaign of any politician or police chief of your choosing. This is nowlt a real thing. If you purchase this ticket you will NOT BE REFUNDED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION!
$500.00+$12.50 service feeSale ended
Total
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